"why did you google 'samsung'?" "no reason. no reason." "who is emily?" "none of your business!" and it doesn't even work in france. if you go to france, there is no siri. because maybe they have their own. they have cherie. you go, "cherie, where is the nearest good restaurant?" [ french accent ] "it's paris, you idiot! they're everywhere! "put down your digital device, go outside and live your life, you american [bleep]!" [ cheers and applause ] damon! matty damon! [ cheers and applause ] now, that... that is how you do a monologue! yeah! thank you, robin! robin williams, everybody! robin williams! all right. we're gonna take a break. [ laughter ] [ band plays "everyday is a winding road" ] ♪ let's go. ♪ ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] introducing the all-new cadillac xts... another big night on the town, eh? ...and the return of life lived large. ♪ that's all i know.onal. prior to joining h&r block... i was a cfo for 25 years. we know and we understand... tax laws, tax theories. this is my dream job. this is my favorite thing in the world to do. i've done 25,000 tax returns.